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~Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to MacDonald's makes you a hamburger.
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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
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A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
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I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
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Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Sometimes, people gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.
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Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
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Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Two things I've learned:
There is a God. And, I'm not Him.
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Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.
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Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace.
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And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.
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