Actual Church Signs
seen around the Country

Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

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Try our Sundays They are better than Baskin-Robbins

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Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-- come hear one!

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A singing group called "The Resurrection"
was scheduled to sing at a church.
When a big snowstorm postponed the performance,
the pastor fixed the outside sign to read:

"The Resurrection is Postponed"


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People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are

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God so loved the world that he did not send a committee

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Come in and pray today Beat the Christmas rush!

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An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church
has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets
on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed
and a headline that reads:

"For fast, fast relief, take two tablets"


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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah He came out alright

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Sign broken Message inside this Sunday.

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Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily.

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How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?

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Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

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When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church
put out a big sign with red letters that said:

"Open Sundays"

The church reciprocated with its own message:

"We are open on Sundays too"


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Come work for the Lord The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low But the retirement benefits are out of this world

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It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin

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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

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If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

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If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again

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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon

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This is a CH_ _ CH What is missing? ---------> (U R)

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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

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In the dark? Follow the Son

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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep, Talk to the Shepherd

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